Bed Bugging Me Out!

Hola all, so i would like to express feelings on a very controversial/politically driven gross me out, who/ where the hell was it developed issue. Why in the gods name of everything green is it a rule that couples whether married or not have to share and sleep in the same bed. I for one have been brought up where I was given my own bed with my own pillow and developed a comfort zone in my own space. I mean i even think bunk beds are pushing it, knowing that if on the bottom bunk there is someone moving around who who is being held up by a pillar of wood who at any moment could drop onto me is heart palpitation material. But besides that I feel that a lot of relationships would last a lot longer if they were not forced to reside in the same bed as their partner. Everybody has different sleeping habits, some weirder than others but hey I cant mock the uncontrollable, lets put names to the sleeper categories: Grinding the teether, Feet dangling over the edgeer,I have to take up the whole bed and pull the covers on my side hogger, and the ever so famous sleep talker/mover in the middle of the freaking night. Now do any of those qualities sound romantic, cute, turning on material. NO and this is going to have to be dealt with on a daily basis. Now here is my solution, lets screw the whole sleeping together deal and create two single beds which can still be in the same room if you HAAAVE to be with your partner because you cant be without them when your unconscious, i would personally prefer two rooms dedicated to sleeping, and one to “please” andd when that night comes along when you two prefer to do more then sleeping well then push those beds together and have at it! Afterwards disperse into the two separate beds, and wake up feeling as if you fell in love all over again. I say 2011 is the time for new beginnings and non bed sharing, and i bet you millions of golden coins that divorce rates will go down and overall happiness will go up! Beer and a shot for this one!

Cheers