White Girl Whining
This post is going to be one of those posts that after you get halfway through you're going to think "Seriously shut up, stop complaining, annoying beautiful brunette girl"- points for the last part. Anyways don't care and am going to go against my threshold for promoting whining because I have somehow contracted some type of disease, in the summer, and am currently wasting a weekend watching ridiculous lifetime movies and feeling bad for myself. SO because my tude is at an all time high and steadily increasing, the following provides a few main I seriously CAN'T deal points.
1. PDA on a subway at 8am
Setting the scene: a MONDAY morning, 8am, crowded subway, and two groggling beings on top of each other sticking their disgustingly just/probably didn't brush tongues down each others throats. I'm assuming the vulgarness is not made aware due to the lack of air you are not able to get to your brain due to your lungs being completely overwhelmed. I give you two months to when you are setting your alarm 10 minutes later or you walk a little slower than your tongue tossling partner just so you don't have to be with them on the subway.
2. Social Media standards
I want to make it known that growing up in the "digital" era, with FB, email, posting pics, twitter, being the main form of communciation does not mean it is okay to not communicate with others in a personal manner. Liking someones photo on facebook, is not, and will never be the same as picking up your phone and calling the person to checkin/see how they are doing.
3. Q-tip Advice
Whoever is going around saying that using Q-tips is bad for you (I'm sure its one of those certified brainiacs) but WHATEVER. I stopped using them for a week, and literally my ears felt disgusting, unearthly, obese, and any other disturbing hateful word i can speak of. Q-tipping for life.
4. Pigs
I don't mean the pink suckers, because I'm assuming they probably have better manners and standards than half of the men I've met in this place. The following is not acceptable and will get you nothing, other than a middle finger and an unwelcoming glare.
-whistling
5. Ice Bucket Challenge
STOP
I hope you enjoy the abby c ashton major b rant
-Out
1. PDA on a subway at 8am
Setting the scene: a MONDAY morning, 8am, crowded subway, and two groggling beings on top of each other sticking their disgustingly just/probably didn't brush tongues down each others throats. I'm assuming the vulgarness is not made aware due to the lack of air you are not able to get to your brain due to your lungs being completely overwhelmed. I give you two months to when you are setting your alarm 10 minutes later or you walk a little slower than your tongue tossling partner just so you don't have to be with them on the subway.
2. Social Media standards
I want to make it known that growing up in the "digital" era, with FB, email, posting pics, twitter, being the main form of communciation does not mean it is okay to not communicate with others in a personal manner. Liking someones photo on facebook, is not, and will never be the same as picking up your phone and calling the person to checkin/see how they are doing.
3. Q-tip Advice
Whoever is going around saying that using Q-tips is bad for you (I'm sure its one of those certified brainiacs) but WHATEVER. I stopped using them for a week, and literally my ears felt disgusting, unearthly, obese, and any other disturbing hateful word i can speak of. Q-tipping for life.
4. Pigs
I don't mean the pink suckers, because I'm assuming they probably have better manners and standards than half of the men I've met in this place. The following is not acceptable and will get you nothing, other than a middle finger and an unwelcoming glare.
-whistling
-eye fing
-thinking you're the man b/c you said a derogatory shout-out to the girl walking by who wants nothing to do with you, just to impress your other d-bag friend.
-blasting loud horrid music while combining a "Hey mamasita"birdcall
-idiots
-thinking you're the man b/c you said a derogatory shout-out to the girl walking by who wants nothing to do with you, just to impress your other d-bag friend.
-blasting loud horrid music while combining a "Hey mamasita"birdcall
-idiots
5. Ice Bucket Challenge
STOP
I hope you enjoy the abby c ashton major b rant
-Out
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